the members of an orchestra

  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

(Source: katiebishop, via guy)

dulldrops:

cinemafrancais:

Un homme qui dort (Bernard Queysanne; 1974)

hmm

(via sexdrugs-complications)

pedophile on omegle

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey sexy

Stranger: you look

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You: I have to ask my parents about that

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You: Almost 13, turning 13 next week

You: Pedophile

Stranger: are you not chıld

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You: Pedophile

Stranger: you to want cums

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You: How many children have you raped?

Stranger: never

You: How many abused?

Stranger: and you to not chıld

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You: How many 8 year olds have you done

Stranger: fuck off

You: Why do you jerk of on children

Stranger: you lıke dıck and watch

Stranger: but not show

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Stranger has disconnected.

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via stability)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via guy)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh, via rippedoffmainstreet)

annie-is-not-okay-ok:

IF Y’ALL HEAR SCREAMING AND UNHUMAN NOISES THAT’S ME!

(via mind-isthemagic)

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic, via story-dj)

rlmjob:

she dead

(via thelosers)