Admitting a new patient?

What matters now, more than ever, is that you and I stay true. (x)

robwoodcox:

Iceland in summary, since words cannot describe.

All photos are snapshots from my travels, more can be seen on instagram. Fine art pieces still to come.

Rob Woodcox Photography

the members of an orchestra

  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

(Source: katiebishop, via guy)

dulldrops:

cinemafrancais:

Un homme qui dort (Bernard Queysanne; 1974)

hmm

(via sexdrugs-complications)

pedophile on omegle

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey sexy

Stranger: you look

Stranger: amazing

Stranger: can ı show you ?

You: I have to ask my parents about that

Stranger: ı want send my cums for you babe

Stranger: not need a ask :)

Stranger: come on

You: im 13

Stranger: you look so hot

Stranger: just show me boobs and look my dıck ı want send my cums

Stranger: just for you

Stranger: gıve me 5 min ok

You: Almost 13, turning 13 next week

You: Pedophile

Stranger: are you not chıld

Stranger: come on baby

Stranger: do you have a skype ? ıf you ask your parents

Stranger: and later we talk :)

Stranger: my skype name hakan_lani

You: They will send you to jail

Stranger: add me when you want

You: I” spread this around on the internet

You: Give me more personal info

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you show me boobs naked

Stranger: and me to gıve you

You: Im 13

You: you will be on the internet, reported

Stranger: no problem just ı need a watch naked boobs 1 min

You: Pedophile

Stranger: you to want cums

Stranger: come on

Stranger: ı know

Stranger: just show me boobs

Stranger: or ı wıll go now

You: How many children have you raped?

Stranger: never

You: How many abused?

Stranger: and you to not chıld

Stranger: look mırrıor

You: How many 8 year olds have you done

Stranger: fuck off

You: Why do you jerk of on children

Stranger: you lıke dıck and watch

Stranger: but not show

Stranger: ıt ıs so absurt

Stranger has disconnected.

(Source: goatish, via seanp0donnell)

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via stability)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via guy)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh, via rippedoffmainstreet)